Women are crockpots, men are microwaves
Women are crockpots, men are microwaves
Tall Boring Dudes
- Him: i should just have noodles and dumplings instead of bad sex
- Him: so much better
- Her are you having bad sex too?
- Her: who was that guy? toshio knew him..he was kinda cute, but DJs haha...god no
- Him: the djs were fun tonight
- Him: u just like tall boring dudes
- Her was he boring?
- Him: no idea
- Him: he was nice
- Her: yeah he was nice!
- Her: maybe he was gay
College Hunks Hauling Junk
um yeah
I sat on that.
– Yep…that’s what she said
0% Match / 50% Enemy
Seriously?? We’re not even friend potential.
Flirting with magic
This is funny. Scummy white dudes trying to pick up chicks with…magic. Wow, shocker. I’ve met many dudes who have tried “magic tricks” on me and it’s pretty weird. They usually want to show you again, again, and again. I’m trying to think of in what situation I would want to see a magic trick performed by a pasty white weirdo in swim shorts, long sleeve shirt, and a straw hat in the summertime, and I can’t.
What do you think?
Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers
Thanks to Glen, I can’t get this song out of my head and off repeat. Look at that pink guitar he’s playing, amazing.
The Dude Whisperer
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dude whisperer - m4w
Date: 2010-01-13, 2:10AM EST
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